“I love the tune of this song but hate the gross lyrics. What should I do?”
“But I like both old and new songs”
“I also like polka?”
This man is a treasure.
Weird Al:
1. Is very cautious about the effect of his works, apologizing whenever he does something even a tiny bit offensive on accident.
2. Asks for permission from the creators of the songs he parodies, even though he legally doesn’t have to.
3. Is a straight-up genius; he skipped two grades and graduated at 16 the valedictorian of his class. He went to CalTech.
4. Is often upset by the fact that any parody of any song is usually mistakenly attributed to him, espeically the dirty ones because he’s careful to keep his music safe for all ages.
5. Is a genuine A+ human being, 10/10 would recommend.
x men apocalypse: introducing the team • ororo munroe (storm), jubilation lee (jubilee), scott summers (cyclops), kurt wagner (nightcrawler), jean grey (phoenix).
this looks like the kinda pic 40 year old moms would post on facebook with the caption “the doctor said I could only have one glass of wine a day… I can live with that lol!”
Dude 1: Dude, did you hook up with that chick last night? Dude 2: Fuck yeah, man. She was totally asking for it. Dude 1: Wait... so you- Dude 2: No, I mean she verbally asked me to fuck her. Dude 1: Good. Because consent is important. Dude 2: Word. Both: *turn to camera* Don't be a fuckwad.
